Kevin McCallister maxing out his dad's credit cards, living large in New York City, answering to no one, and not getting in trouble. TFM. Brohan14 years ago
My least favorite Adderall side effect is appetite loss. The pledges’ least favorite Adderall side effect is my dangerously short temper. TFM. Blackball Bill14 years ago
Severing ties from the semester long slam when she asks what you're getting her for Christmas. TFM. dja008614 years ago
Being genuinely appalled at the small amount of bourbon in Mom’s egg nog. TFM. The General14 years ago
Making a pledge jump rope to distract everyone from you cracking a beer in the silent area of the library. TFM. conFRATulationz14 years ago