Having box seats but drinking like you're with the riffraff in the nosebleeds. TFM. Wasted Wednesday10 years ago
Referring to the bar you were recently banned from as your "old stomping grounds." TFM. nasty nasty10 years ago
Asking the foreign pledge how to say "fuck you" in his native language, then making him wish he never told you. TFM. Canada10 years ago
The exchange of "I've seen you naked" nods as you walk past a former hookup on campus. TFM. Baxter10 years ago
Fitting every characteristic of a dad except for actually having a kid. TFM. MoneyManziel10 years ago