The lawyer who leveled and rebuilt his $2 million home because the "garage was in the wrong spot." TFM. All I Say is NF14 years ago
Living every day as if Maury just told you that you are not the father. TFM. God Damn Geeds14 years ago
"You know what they say about big signatures..." -John Hancock's favorite pickup line. TFM. mohammedhotdog1214 years ago
Dad teaching me about the Bulls and the Bears, not the Birds and the Bees. TFM. 5th_Year_Frat14 years ago
Raging on July 3rd, because that's when America decided that tomorrow, shit was going down. TFM. Coors_Dova_Light14 years ago