Sending a pledge to pick up beer at the liquor store clear across town because the Natty tastes better there. TFM. beta192311 years ago
Assuming the lady cop only pulled you over because she wanted to hook up. TFM. Frater Uncle Sam11 years ago
Your entire interview consisting of you answering questions about how your folks are doing. TFM. Mark Daniels11 years ago
Preemptively insisting that your professor call you by your first name. TFM. Mr Fratstein11 years ago