My cousin said he didn't like scotch, so Dad made him sit at the kids' table. TFM. Makers Marksman15 years ago
Blacked out at the company Christmas party last night. Woke up to emails telling me I should run for President. TFM. Mubeta4life15 years ago
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable. TFM. Gov_Lester Maddox15 years ago
They say the two things you can enjoy even if you're not very good at them are golf and sex. I guess I'll take their word for it. TFM. OhBroWhereArtThou15 years ago