Putting "Intramural Champion 06-10" on your resume as a joke, cause dad already got you the job. TFM. cheofe114 years ago
The good chance your brother isn't actually taking a piss, but engaging in illegal activity, during a trip to the restroom. TFM. TruFratStar14 years ago
I'm starting to believe we actually are the worst pledge class ever. TPM. Keystone Cowboy14 years ago
Assuming that Costas and a piece of gum will hide the fact that you're 15 deep. TFM. Governor Wallace14 years ago
Refusing your phone call in the drunk tank so you can pass out peacefully, knowing you'll be taken care of. TFM. FLOternity14 years ago