Writing a speech that includes the phrase "I wrote a speech for tonight, but I'm not going to read it." TFM. HammsLight11 years ago
Al Bundy being a high school football star, then letting himself go, becoming a heavy drinker, and being disappointing in bed. TFM. Girthquake11 years ago
Taking a moment of silence at a Cinco de Mayo party to remember the Alamo. TFM. TSMTechGuy11 years ago
Johnny Manziel going straight from the party lifestyle to the golf course community in the suburbs. TFM. danzo11 years ago
The inherent tendency to be at the highest possible elevation at a banger. TFM. TylerGreenwald11 years ago