Writing a speech that includes the phrase "I wrote a speech for tonight, but I'm not going to read it." TFM. HammsLight10 years ago
Al Bundy being a high school football star, then letting himself go, becoming a heavy drinker, and being disappointing in bed. TFM. Girthquake10 years ago
Taking a moment of silence at a Cinco de Mayo party to remember the Alamo. TFM. TSMTechGuy10 years ago
Johnny Manziel going straight from the party lifestyle to the golf course community in the suburbs. TFM. danzo10 years ago
The inherent tendency to be at the highest possible elevation at a banger. TFM. TylerGreenwald10 years ago