When you fall asleep in class and the professor apologizes to you. TFM. keepingitchioclassy15 years ago
On Sunday morning your pillowcase is stained with dip, your comforter with mud, and your sheets with blood. TFM. Captain Douchebag15 years ago
Not referring to sex as "getting lucky" because luck has nothing to do with it. TFM. fratOmatic15 years ago
If any of my brothers are reading this please wire me money. I am stuck in Mexico and my wallet and car are missing. Seriously. TFM. WWW185815 years ago