I came back from my 2 o'clock class to find a girl I'm pretty sure I've never met before sleeping in my bed, who then says, "Hey can you turn the lights back off?" TFM. zachthehatman15 years ago
Impeccably bullshitting a political science speech in front of the entire class and getting a round of applause. TFM. James Frank Hopkins15 years ago
Always making your mother proud except for Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday night, and the better portion of Sunday. TFM. Irrfrational15 years ago