A pledge blacked out, shit his pants, threw up on our risk management chair and, proceeded to piss himself. He's now known on campus as "The Triple Threat." TFM. Fratag0nia14 years ago
The other side of my bed doesn't have a night stand to remind her that this bedroom has a one night stand policy. TFM. Oprah Is A Dyke14 years ago
Putting letters on your car means you're twice as likely to get pulled over, but four times as likely to know the judge. TFM. FratDaddySouth14 years ago