Slampiece #2 figured it out because the glitter on my floor wasn't her color. TFM. CPTFrat14 years ago
I always look at the glass half full, unless it's a glass half full of beer, in which case, it's half empty and I need another beer. TFM. the party never ends14 years ago
I've had drinking binges that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage. TFM. brobeans6914 years ago
Trying to buy beer at 5am and telling the cashier "it's 5 o'clock somewhere." TFM. Jhorst14 years ago