This weekend a stripper told me I was kind of pretentious mid-lap dance. I kindly reminded her that she is "kind of a stripper." TFM. James Frank Hopkins15 years ago
Taking my daily beer shit in the music auditorium to a personal orchestrated symphony. TFM. Dikembe Motumbro15 years ago
Correcting a campus tour guide for mispronouncing the name of the building your grandfather paid for. TFM. Hail2TheKing15 years ago
Dad always says, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do...when I was your age." TFM. Fraturday Saints15 years ago