Girl at the bar told me I was a "cocky piece of shit." I let her know that I am not a piece of shit. TFM. Oprah Is A Dyke15 years ago
The beer I buy is meant to be chugged and the liquor I buy is meant to be savored. TFM. BroeyVotto15 years ago
She found a couple hundreds in my laundry, so I told her to go out with the girls. Now her sister can come over. TFM. Est189015 years ago