Dad sent me an email saying: "Blow your capital gains at the bar before Obama raises taxes on them." TFM. Captain Fratdaddy14 years ago
The slam told me that I needed to stop smoking because "it'll ruin my lungs." Told her to stop eating because "it'll ruin that ass." TFM. a2theb14 years ago
Best part of breaking your iPhone in a blackout? Not having to deal with the morning-after texts. TFM. chump12314 years ago
GDI told me, "Polos and khakis never started a revolution." That's the point. TFM. vandyfrat14 years ago