The old man wouldn't hire a well qualified grad at the firm today because he had gel in his hair. TFM. FrattyFrater14 years ago
If you made it out pledgeship with a blazer you can still wear today, you didn't pledge a real fraternity. TFM. Fratlanta185514 years ago
My fake ID is black listed at Caesar's Palace for throwing up in the lobby fountain. TFM. Walker Texas Rager14 years ago
Haggling down the price in a foreign country even though you're worth 1000 times the seller. TFM. paddymurphy185614 years ago
Slam came to look for something she forgot in my room. Handed her the lost and found box. TFM. drmcfratty14 years ago