Went to history class still blacked out from the night before and argued how Reagan defeated the communists while riding on the back of a bald eagle. TFM. the fratness monster14 years ago
Lying about reading Secretary Cleary's position paper on economic expansion in Micronesia while sailing to Bermuda in order to bang his daughter. TFM. Otter Rush Chairman14 years ago
What do my golf clubs and a pledge have in common? I forget they are in my trunk until I slam on the brakes. TFM. protomoi14 years ago
Mom asked me for some pictures from Formal. Unfortunately, in every pic I'm either chugging a beer, groping my date, or look just plain coked out of my mind. TFM. PBRisforGEEDS14 years ago