Got a $50 parking ticket for parking the Frathoe in a "fuel efficient parking" spot. My appeal stated "It's efficient enough for me." TFM. ImportedfromDetroit14 years ago
Dipping while a slam gives you head so she wont try to kiss you afterwards. TFM. PBRisforGEEDS14 years ago
Helping freshman move in just to gain muscle memory and be able to bail after blacked out slam sessions. TFM. WillieMaysHAZE14 years ago
When someone tells me that they are in a low tier fraternity I always respond by saying "I thought that was a sorority." TFM. PhiKappaTitties14 years ago