My little brother was prescribed ADHD medication in January and his grades improved an entire letter grade!..Mine improved 2 letter grades, as did my ability to fucking rage all night. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
I was banging this slampiece doggy style, and I accidentally yelled you fucking "slut" take it. She stopped, looked at me and said if you ever say that again we're done. I proceeded to say shut up "Slampiece", she took it like a champ and resumed the fratty position. TFM. Frattiness14 years ago
Tonight I will survey the territory, pinpoint the most viable sorostitute, and drill for oil. Great practice for my future job as an over paid landman in my dad's drilling Co. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Getting invited to law review while double-fisting Busch light pounders during the US/England soccer game. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Decided to head into Cancun's harbor and moor for the evening. Fat Tuesday's and randoms. Cap'n "Ron" is hooking up some "Entourage" caliber blow. Trolling for Marlin and Yellow fin Sunday as we head around the Horne towards the island of Cozumel. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Stole a keg from some GDI house party . We threw it in the lake because kegs are for GDIs. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
80's mixer tonight. Middle aged cover band woke me up with a key bump. So much for Air Force Officer lie detector test next week. Sorry Dad. Guess it's law school. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Huge report due Monday. Spent the entire week surfing the web and owning happy hours. Currently trying to buy adderall through Craigs List. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago