Pledge's random passed out and I ordered him to search her purse; he found a full bottle of addy's. Score. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Drunk sea mammal is cock-blocking her hot friend, so I took a handful of bar pretzels and threw them on the floor in front of her. That ought to keep her busy a while. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
Eight Hours into annual Cozumel trip, the Hatteras is cutting through the waves beautifully. Corona's are iced and Scotch is ready for sundown. p.s. the captain just informed me he was a KA, Rhodes College, 85. Have fun at the lake GDIs. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
I just birthed a Natty Light stillborn from a week of Katrinaing my liver. TFM. StuartScottsGlassEye14 years ago
I got balls deep in a tri delt last night and secured my invite to her fall formal. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago
I got a D DUB in Louisiana. I told the judge that I want to be tried by a jury of my peers.. rich white kids who don't give a fuck. TFM. (Credit to @BPglobalPR for punchline) Blackball Bill14 years ago
To drunk to make it to her bathroom, so I rolled over to the edge of her bed and saved us both the shame of wondering who pissed the bed. TFM. Anonymous14 years ago