The Delta Tau Chi's yelling "Blowjob" during their own disciplinary hearing. TFM. Old Scotch14 years ago
Got pulled over last night for driving alone in the HOV lane. The cop let me off when he realized my slam just had her head down the whole time. TFM. Dexter Morgan14 years ago
So far the only "work" I've done this summer is a purchasing report for a golf simulator. TFM. ODH14 years ago
The "real world" is just an illusion created by my parents as a weak excuse to stop giving me money. It never works. TFM. GoDawgs0914 years ago
Governor Rick Perry saying he was watching the Aggies beat Florida State to move onto the College World Series instead of the Republican Debate. TFM. Republicans1214 years ago