The Delta Tau Chi's yelling "Blowjob" during their own disciplinary hearing. TFM. Old Scotch15 years ago
Got pulled over last night for driving alone in the HOV lane. The cop let me off when he realized my slam just had her head down the whole time. TFM. Dexter Morgan15 years ago
So far the only "work" I've done this summer is a purchasing report for a golf simulator. TFM. ODH15 years ago
The "real world" is just an illusion created by my parents as a weak excuse to stop giving me money. It never works. TFM. GoDawgs0915 years ago
Governor Rick Perry saying he was watching the Aggies beat Florida State to move onto the College World Series instead of the Republican Debate. TFM. Republicans1215 years ago