Told my current slam that if she got anywhere near my Yeti cooler with her puffy paints she was getting balled. TFM. FrattinWithClass15 years ago
Women's opinions are just like their orgasms, I don't care if they have one. TFM. kingofthecastle15 years ago
Got removed from the Texas basketball team yesterday after one season as a walk-on. I will now proceed to rage my balls off. TFM. frathlete2415 years ago
Girls scouts came to the door to sell cookies. Told them to get back to their fucking easy bake ovens. I was drunk. TFM. IKnowImAnAlcoholic15 years ago
My five years of unhealthy habits didn't stop at undergrad, they just carried over to law school. TFM. Brolin Roscoe James15 years ago
I rarely use pick up lines. But sometimes you just got to use your dashboard for a quick hit. TFM. MyShitSmellsFratty15 years ago