The worst part of my summer so far has been having to move for my cleaning lady. TFM. FrathoeUK15 years ago
Used "You know, the world is ending today..." to get laid 3 times in the last 24 hours. TFM. Cbergerman151515 years ago
My black labs education cost more than your Community College associates degree. TFM. Dchi_Hoyt15 years ago
The slam and I just had our first kiss. We've been fucking for the past 3 weeks. TFM. iwearshortshorts15 years ago