"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose." -Ronald Reagan. TFM. I plead the frat15 years ago
Mom's Weekend. Told my Mom not to come this year so I could try my best at a 45 year old slampiece. TFM. Bob Barker is my bro15 years ago
Convincing the professor that he "lost" the test that you never took. TFM. Fratthew McConaughey15 years ago
"I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk." -Prince Harry of Gingerdome. TFM. MG Custis Lee15 years ago