Public Intoxicaiton for drunkenly telling a cop you make more than his yearly salary as an intern at dad's firm. TFM. FrattierthanFratty15 years ago
Being able to listen to rap without being hood, country without being a hillbilly, jam bands without being a hippie, and Jimmy Buffet without...well I guess I do live like Jimmy Buffet. TFM. terd ferguson15 years ago
Gave my rival fraternity's sweetheart the goodbye spank this morning. And an Alumni Weekend shirt. TFM. DixieSPE15 years ago
"The older I get, the smarter Ronald Reagan gets." - Mitt Romney. TFM. sic semper tyrfratus15 years ago