When answering the phone as a kid, people would ask for Dr. Jones, and then I would ask which one? TFM. The Jones16 years ago
Making a pledge clean my apartment then telling my GDI roommate the maid came and he owes me money. TFM. The Frattlesnake16 years ago
Throwing in a lip and trekking to library just because it has the best crapper on campus. TFM. So_Gentlemen16 years ago
"Gentlemen, to our sons. May they have hot mothers and rich fathers." TFM. Mean Bro Green16 years ago