Claiming you want to "address the elephant in the room," then making an extremely harsh and irrelevant comment that no one else was thinking. TFM. HJManson11 years ago
Running for Risk Management on the platform that you are a huge risk and being elected would mitigate that risk. TFM. Bcrow11 years ago
Not having a girlfriend because they limit your freedom and that's just un-American. TFM. FratHound0211 years ago
Having to Uber home from the golf course to avoid the risk of a DUI. TFM. Cope_in_my_gums11 years ago
Having your SportsCenter app notification go off right as you reach climax. TFM. JMartInc57511 years ago