The only time I've ever listened to Slipknot was during pledgeship in the backseat of a car, blindfolded, with my head between my legs. TFM. General Jackson15 years ago
Yesterday started out as Ash Wednesday, but when I brought my slamepiece home from the bar last night it quickly turned into Smash Wednesday. TFM. PGD15 years ago
"I mean, it's simple. A woman should be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can just hire a cook and a maid." TFM. BrainsAndABeauty15 years ago
GDI said my clothes reminded him of Easter. I told him his reminded me of my gardener. TFM. LikeAHoss15 years ago
The Big East tournament being sponsored by American Eagle NF. The Big 12 tournament being sponsored by Phillips 66. TFM. Frat Master J15 years ago