Invited some of the pledges to come with us on Spring Break. What we didn't tell them is that they're going to be driving us around and running errands all week stone cold sober. TFM. Mighty Proud15 years ago
Remember that "teenage rebellion" stage when you hated your parents. Yeah, neither do I. TFM. Sir Fraticus of Frat15 years ago
Overheard the cashier at the gas station say, "with gas prices so high, I don't think we can afford to smoke." I told her I wanted $120 on pump 6 and a pack of Marlboro Lights and how I hoped this time it would give me a full tank. TFM. Old South AristoFrat15 years ago
I won't be giving up any of my bad habits for Lent, but I'm going to celebrate Fat Tuesday anyway. TFM. PGD15 years ago