My idea of Spring Training is shotgunning Keystones at the fratcastle while my slampiece is in the bullpen waiting to take the mound. TFM. Thurston Brolander15 years ago
I don't ruin my liquor with mixers and I don't ruin my sex with condoms. TFM. Frataholic190115 years ago
The only time my oxfords aren't tucked in is when my slampiece is wearing one home or she has my pants around my ankles. TFM. GWB15 years ago
Getting kicked out of my sorostitute's dance recital for pulling a flask. TFM. fratterday115 years ago
Sagging. NF. Wearing a needlepoint belt with your name spelled in nautical flags. TFM. thesiteisTFMnotTSM15 years ago