My idea of Spring Training is shotgunning Keystones at the fratcastle while my slampiece is in the bullpen waiting to take the mound. TFM. Thurston Brolander16 years ago
I don't ruin my liquor with mixers and I don't ruin my sex with condoms. TFM. Frataholic190116 years ago
The only time my oxfords aren't tucked in is when my slampiece is wearing one home or she has my pants around my ankles. TFM. GWB16 years ago
Getting kicked out of my sorostitute's dance recital for pulling a flask. TFM. fratterday116 years ago
Sagging. NF. Wearing a needlepoint belt with your name spelled in nautical flags. TFM. thesiteisTFMnotTSM16 years ago