The only way I can tell the weekend is over is when I wake up to pledges cleaning the tornado of bras, pastels, and beer cans in my room. TFM. Horatio Brocaine15 years ago
A beautiful thai hooker walked up to me on Bourbon Street today and offered her services. Told her I only buy American. TFM. Sir Broseph III15 years ago
One time my Amex was rejected, I ran out of Bourbon, and I couldn't get laid. Then a topless dimepiece shook me awake from the nightmare. TFM. The Aristofrat15 years ago