Never again will "Wild Thing" play during a slam session. Shit got out of hand way too fast. TFM. Cupid15 years ago
Went to golf class at 10 a.m. still intoxicated. Made a 12-foot putt to get an A on my midterm. TFM. The Frat Daddy15 years ago
Yelling "America!" on a beach with a beer in hand while watching the space shuttle blast off. TFM. The Sperry Godfather15 years ago
My idea of getting ready for a party is making sure I have my health insurance card with me before I leave the house. TFM. AndrewReagan15 years ago
Always having the fratberry on vibrate because ringtones are for GDIs. TFM. That One Fratty Guy15 years ago