Asking her if she bought tickets to the gun show before showing off your rapidly deteriorating physique. TFM. The duck slayer11 years ago
Getting "Bob Kraft drunk" after even the most insignificant of intramural victories. TFM. LegendofFratterVance11 years ago
Taking Spanish class because of your love of tequila. Missing Spanish class because of your love of tequila. TFM. Blues_Ghost11 years ago
Stating that you "may or may not have done that" in a room full of people who witnessed you doing that. TFM. TacticalButterKnife11 years ago