Declaring yourself the "veteran" of the class because you're taking it a second time. TFM. Bandcamp12 years ago
Holding the title of "World Champions" despite not playing anyone outside the United States. TFM. 13skaufman12 years ago
The tortoise in the Super Bowl ad winning the race in a tuned Merc with the hare's bitch in shotgun. TFM. Fratty Couples PGA12 years ago
Molding the description of your dad's occupation to best benefit any circumstance. TFM. jgoodywoody12 years ago
The RA having a hard time telling you not to smoke in the dorm named after your grandfather. TFM. JohnnyTaxReturns12 years ago