Telling GDIs to come back when we have an open party. We never have an open party. TFM. FAFschwartz15 years ago
A mound of bobby pins, headbands, and hair clips has accumulated on my nightstand. TFM. The Original MD15 years ago
Came out of a liquor induced coma at 4 p.m. to find that I had ripped my shower curtain off to use the rod as a javelin. TFM. SylvesterBrolone15 years ago
Making outrageous statements while talking to slampieces just to see if they will agree with everything I say. TFM. Frat Beach15 years ago
"Hey um, my Dad's like totally rich we own this dealership, so like...what sorority are you in?" TFM. Fisher Account15 years ago