Telling cashiers to put it on your tab despite that clearly not being a viable payment option. TFM. ScottFuchs411 years ago
Kenny Powers telling his gym class he could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into game shape. TFM. TheTalentedMrFratley11 years ago
Your bedroom performance being so minimal that she has to legitimately check to see if you're still awake. TFM. GaryMotherFuckingPatterson11 years ago
Using "the military does it" when your aggressive hazing practices are called into question. TFM. Cuntpunting11 years ago
Alluding to the new attendance policy when your professor calls on you by only answering with "You know why I'm here." TFM. PhallicJohnson11 years ago
Having people you don't even know tell you how your drinking has hurt them at your annual surprise intervention. TFM. StallionDaMan11 years ago