Doing everything you can to get her into your bed, then doing the bare minimum while actually there. TFM. suga_shaft0711 years ago
Your idea of "good, clean fun" widely differing from what is socially accepted as actual good, clean fun. TFM. Frapist11 years ago
Making sure everyone knows it was a mutual decision after getting thrown out of the bar. TFM. Buttpeeandbuttstuff11 years ago
Referring to last night's sexual encounter as being in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG 28. TFM. fratmasterskywalker11 years ago
Taking a snow day to show solidarity with the north, enough though it's 70 and sunny in Texas. TFM. OldMan11 years ago