The bartender having a drink ready for you before you even get through the crowd to the bar. TFM. joban15 years ago
Getting hit by my dad's pledge paddle growing up, because it "builds character." TFM. Chug Youngman IV15 years ago
Our vacation home was named after Epicurus, an ancient Greek philosopher, who believed in living the happiest life possible and never dealing with any pain. TFM. Sweet Baby Angel15 years ago
Killed a bat in the frat mansion by dominating it out of the air with a paddle. TFM. Sicknasty15 years ago