Didn't realize my dad has owned over 200+ rental houses in Fort Worth until he casually brought it up in conversation last week. TFM. Frat_Worth_Tx15 years ago
My slampiece asked if I wanted any hummus on the side. I then asked her if she wanted to start drinking her wine out of the dog bowl. TFM. MSNBGeed15 years ago
Boone Pickens giving his lady some tongue on the kiss cam from his half court floor seats. TFM. broklahomaphi15 years ago
"Going to the bathroom" during ritual to smoke a cigarette and watch SportsCenter. TFM. iFrat Hard15 years ago