It's only two weeks into the semester and the house maid has asked seven times when we're getting our next pledge class. TFM. SouthernByGodsGrace15 years ago
While dominating a reunion party over break I overheard some GDIs from my high school refer to me as an "asshole who dresses like a grandpa." TFM. fratattack189515 years ago
GDI asked me why I don't "throw plates." I told him because the most weight I will ever have to lift consistently is a 105 pound slampiece. TFM. Frat Beach15 years ago
I can tell by the smell of my polo shirts which slampiece did my laundry. TFM. frattin like my dady15 years ago
Apparently the pledges secretly refer to me as "Trump," because every morning I walk around with a fucked up combover and haze the shit out of them for not being good enough at what they do. TFM. Fratcademy15 years ago