The irony of you being in charge of the chapter budget when you've never needed one for yourself. TFM. RussellSavage12 years ago
Beginning your 15-minute class presentation by asking your professor if it's cool that you don't use all 15 minutes. TFM. ATO8912 years ago
Comparing yourself going out to the bars with a common cold to Michael Jordan's famous flu game. TFM. jtomjack12 years ago
Kissing a pledge's girlfriend after hitting a go-ahead jumper in a meaningless pickup game. TFM. KennyFuckingPowers_5512 years ago
"Look at this try-hard," after someone with a nicer car parks next to you. TFM. JerryJones12 years ago