GDI said to me "you know those days when you wake up and ask yourself, where did I go wrong in life?"... Nope. TFM Fratnannigans15 years ago
The woman that alters all my clothes just asked me if I was an attorney. TFM. deltathetasig117915 years ago
Forgot to request an absentee ballot. Drove an hour and a half to go home to make sure my Republican congressman won a landslide victory. TFM. Patabronia15 years ago
My puppy knows to only stop for hot sorostitutes and to only poop in bottom tier yards. TFM. Samuel Fratams15 years ago