The only time I tell my slampiece I love her is when she refuses to give me head, which is never. TFM. AEKGB15 years ago
Just got off the phone with the facilities manager of the resort. Apparently our fraternity's business is no longer appreciated at their mountain. TFM. UpJumpedASig15 years ago
My golden retriever brought my sorostitute her panties in bed this morning. TFM. BigFratDaddy15 years ago
Assistant manager at the local cigar store informed me that rampant anti-tobacco laws and taxes were the "work of GDIs and other undesirables." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago