Running for Vice President of my house, on the platform that my dad held the same position 30 years ago. TFM. IV15 years ago
Woke up with a girl sprawled out on top of me, surrounded by natty light cans, and the sound of Bruce Springsteen playing in the background. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Obama-bashing and drinking whiskey at my parents Napa vineyard vintage opening party while all these libs drink our wine. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
When I'm older I'll make a name for myself, until then I'll just use my fathers. TFM. Phi Alpha Bred15 years ago