Just found out my parents bought our beach house from the inventor of mixed drink straws. Small world. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
The only thing that changes in our Christmas portraits are my mother's dress, my father's blazer, and the color of my oxford. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Slammed two things today, a Titleist 310 yards and a 5'9" Georgia peach I met last weekend while having lunch at the club. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
A geed asked me if a frat shag was a type of rug. I told him only if it has been peed on. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Woke up on a random Greyhound bus with no wallet and a note pinned to my shirt saying "Please take care of me." Brotherhood. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago