Slampiece at the bar orders a jack and coke, I tell the bartender to make it a diet jack and coke. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
The pledges never look me in the eye. I've never said that they couldn't do it, they just know better. TFM. Disciple of Lee15 years ago
A TSM is like the UConn women's basketball streak, nobody wants to hear about it. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Christmas break bonding: I walked in from the bars this morning and Dad was already up reading the Journal and drinking coffee. Mom made me breakfast. TFM. BP Runkle15 years ago
Every year for Christmas my Grandmother gives me a check inside a new pair of argyle socks. I don't wear socks but I'm not complaining. TFM. Hale Yeah15 years ago