While in kindergarten, we had a mock 1996 presidential election. I took note of my classmates who voted for Bill Clinton and quit talking to them. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My cab driver told me he was a GDI on my way back to my fratcastle with my slam piece. Told him no fucking shit you're a cab driver. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
My balls were slapping my slampiece's ass so hard last night, my clap-on light kept going on and off. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Too drunk to stand up and offer up last seat at bar to sorostitute. Made her sit on my lap, and stole her drink. Southern chivalry lives. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Eating New England style clam chowder while wearing my Vineyard Vines quarter zip. TFM. BROman Empire15 years ago