Blacked out last night but judging by the earring stuck in my pillow, the gold necklace in my bed, the empty Trojan wrapper on the floor and a text that said, "Please don't tell my boyfriend about last night." I'd say it was a success. TFM. Fratted up15 years ago
Christmas Pledge: He has to wear battery operated Christmas lights whenever he isn't asleep or in the shower. 'Tis the season. TFM. The Fourth15 years ago
Being so committed to not having friends that you wear cargo shorts in the snow. TgdiM. Pickle15 years ago