Sorostitute told me "you have nice arms, do you work out?" I said "God no, but I have held onto party bus rails twice a week the entire semester." TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Sorostitute came up to me yesterday and said, "the last time I saw you, you were running naked around the fratcastle". TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
The only time I wear socks with my Sperrys is when I am walking to the clubhouse to put on my golf shoes. TFM. fratin hard15 years ago