Woke up and nailed the slampiece from behind while watching Sportscenter top 10. To top it off, she was wearing my intramural frat jersey with my last name on the back. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I don't need a clever metaphor to explain why I don't use hair gel, wear cargo shorts, vote democrat, or play Ultimate Frisbee. I just don't. TFM. Frumbler15 years ago
Made a pledge drink Natty out of my Sperrys so he would know what fratting hard tasted like. TFM. Fratatonic15 years ago
Going to philosophy class drunk and giving my professor a fresh outlook on life. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago