Drinking three hours after waking up with that "I'm never drinking again" feeling. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
I dropped a class because I found out that the GDI professor was the faculty advisor of the Hacky Sack Club. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
Dad accidently pocket called me while he was giving a business speech, put the phone on speaker and let the bros listen, after he was done we all stood up and applauded. TFM. Anonymous15 years ago
The dry cleaning hanging in my blind spot is responsible for two accidents. TFM. Fratocaster15 years ago